Dental humor
*why are dentists so unhappy?Because they are always looking down in the mouth.
* A skeleton walked into dentist's office for routine check up. "Well your teeth look fine" said the dentist,"but the gums have had it"
*A Judge walks into a dentist's Clinic and asks for them to extract the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
*Man: Darling your teeth remind me of the stars."
Woman:"Because they gleam and sparkle?'
Man: "No,because they come out at night."
* My dentist husband was nearing the end of his first day of practise.Most of the patients had been children, and the biggest challenge had been to getting those little mouths to stay open.To my husbands delight, his last patient was an adult."welcome" he told her as he began the examination."it;s so nice to work on someone with a big mouth."
* A young man saw the elderly couple sitting down to lunch at Mcdonald;s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then he counted the fries, one for him ,one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife..The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they did'nt have tp split theirs.The Old gentleman said," oh no. We have been married 50 yeasr and everything has always been and will always be shared,50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied.."Not yet.. It's his turn with the teeth!"
* Young lady to father" Daddy, when i grow up shall i become a heart doctor or a tooth doctor.Dentist father replied, Why father? We have only one heart, but 32 teeth.
*Patient to dentist: " how much to get my teeth straightened?" " twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.
Dentist to the patient :" Where are you going ?" "to a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."
*"open wider " requested the dentist. As he began his examination of the patient."Good God!" he said startled. "you have got the biggest cavity I have ever seen- the biggest cavity i have ever seen," "ok Doc !" replied the patient."Iam scared enough without you saying something like that twice." " I didn't!" said the dentist. " THAT WAS THE ECHO."
*A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and i dont want Novacaine because I am in a big hurry," the woman said ." just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we will be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. " you are certainly the courageous woman," he said ."Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "show him your tooth, dear."
* A skeleton walked into dentist's office for routine check up. "Well your teeth look fine" said the dentist,"but the gums have had it"
*A Judge walks into a dentist's Clinic and asks for them to extract the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
*Man: Darling your teeth remind me of the stars."
Woman:"Because they gleam and sparkle?'
Man: "No,because they come out at night."
* My dentist husband was nearing the end of his first day of practise.Most of the patients had been children, and the biggest challenge had been to getting those little mouths to stay open.To my husbands delight, his last patient was an adult."welcome" he told her as he began the examination."it;s so nice to work on someone with a big mouth."
* A young man saw the elderly couple sitting down to lunch at Mcdonald;s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then he counted the fries, one for him ,one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife..The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they did'nt have tp split theirs.The Old gentleman said," oh no. We have been married 50 yeasr and everything has always been and will always be shared,50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied.."Not yet.. It's his turn with the teeth!"
* Young lady to father" Daddy, when i grow up shall i become a heart doctor or a tooth doctor.Dentist father replied, Why father? We have only one heart, but 32 teeth.
*Patient to dentist: " how much to get my teeth straightened?" " twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.
Dentist to the patient :" Where are you going ?" "to a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."
*"open wider " requested the dentist. As he began his examination of the patient."Good God!" he said startled. "you have got the biggest cavity I have ever seen- the biggest cavity i have ever seen," "ok Doc !" replied the patient."Iam scared enough without you saying something like that twice." " I didn't!" said the dentist. " THAT WAS THE ECHO."
*A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and i dont want Novacaine because I am in a big hurry," the woman said ." just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we will be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. " you are certainly the courageous woman," he said ."Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "show him your tooth, dear."
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